Mr. Tapperass to take Man Card from The New Tony???

locker room

So there I am sitting in a boiling Sauna at my gym (P n’ F).  In a near meditative state, I hear the New Tony come stumbling into the locker room talking on his phone.  He is talking about the usual things: his job, the newborn, and how much time he spends at the gym.

Just as soon as he ends that phone call, he makes another one.  This time he strikes up a conversation about Desperate Housewives.



He was asking the person on the line if he/she had seen the previous day’s rerun.  Was the guy still locked up in the basement?  Is he dead?  Did some woman survive a crash?

Talking Desperate Housewives at the gym?  What’s next?  Gay Porn??? (Sorry Hubb)

A Tribunal is set to convene and the topic will be the status of The New Tony’s Man Card.

He may face revocation.


6 thoughts on “Mr. Tapperass to take Man Card from The New Tony???

  1. In the immortal words of Chris Rock:

    “Desperate Housewives? More like Ungrateful B**ches!” 😆 😆 😆

    Seriously though, that is definitely grounds for revocation, Boy. However, you may recall a certain someone who was quite vocal about watching the Sex in the City movie on another blog…and that is almost as bad…surely just one small step away from going Metro! 😈

  2. Desperate Housewives is no Sex in the City.

    Haven’t you dudes ever feigned interest in a television show for the benefit of another person? I’ve watched I don’t know how many stupid British comedies because of this.

    Dude probably had no genuine interest in any Desperate Housewives besides his own.

  3. I’m surprised you could hear conversation over the din of the music. The loud speakers are placed right above the sauna roof. Sometimes the whole room vibrates with the sound!

    “Going down, party time
    My friends are gonna be there too
    I’m on the highway to hell”

  4. Hey Joe, they must turn the stereo up in the afternoon. The guys who run the gym in the morning keep the volume low. I have never experienced a booming sauna room while I am in there.

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