So there I am sitting in a boiling Sauna at my gym (P n’ F). In a near meditative state, I hear the New Tony come stumbling into the locker room talking on his phone. He is talking about the usual things: his job, the newborn, and how much time he spends at the gym.
Just as soon as he ends that phone call, he makes another one. This time he strikes up a conversation about Desperate Housewives.
He was asking the person on the line if he/she had seen the previous day’s rerun. Was the guy still locked up in the basement? Is he dead? Did some woman survive a crash?
Talking Desperate Housewives at the gym? What’s next? Gay Porn??? (Sorry Hubb)
A Tribunal is set to convene and the topic will be the status of The New Tony’s Man Card.
He may face revocation.