Monday, August 24, 2009 8:30 a.m.
Place: A local Donut Shop somewhere in this area
Plot: Sal Tapperass walks into the Donut shop and asks the young lady behind the counter a random question that makes no logical sense (something about whether or not it was too early for ice cream). He proceeds to order two donuts, and a pint of chocolate milk. Tapperass manages to make small talk by praising the donuts, and admiring how well the lady behind the counter multi-tasks. Upon paying for the donuts and milk, the young lady tells Tapperass that he is “cute”.
Somewhat bewildered by this comment (Tapperass is rather hideous by several accounts), he simply smiles and walks out of the shop. Spending the next three minutes wondering how the hell such a compliment came his way, Tapperass vowed to get to the bottom of this.
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 8:30 a.m.
Place: Same local Donut Shop
Plot: Tapperass walks back into the shop, and the same young lady greets him. As she multi-tasks behind the counter, Tapperass orders two donuts and a pint of chocolate milk. The accent Tapperass uses when saying the word Chocolate makes the young lady laugh. She then tells Tapperass that he is “funny”. Tapperass lingers for a few seconds to see if she has anything else to add. She doesn’t, and he heads out the door.
Tapperass is at ease. He is happy to realize that the lady was never hypnotized by his charm.
The donuts tasted better on Wednesday.