A Quick note: Since I am only pinch hitting for the Departed Carson Park Ranger, I am not in any way obligated to fire a zinger or two at Fred and Rose. To quote fellow blogger Tad, “Peace be with them.”
Alright. I was cruising WINCO today when I came across this gem. A Pizza Lunchable. At first glance I was confused because I could not believe people, or kids would eat mini pizzas on a cracker. I soon discover that the mini pizza comes with a mini pizza crust!
It is pizza. Yes. However it is cold pizza. I can only speak for myself, but cold pizza reminds me of waking up with a bad hangover, and only having the ability to get cold pizza out of the fridge to eat it as is. Well, I guess your kids will have to learn the value of cold pizza at some point. Why not now?
I am surprised that this Lunchable did not come with a mini six pack of beer to be consumed prior to the cold pizza. All that is missing from the design of the box is the picture of a Stereo-typical Pizza Guru smiling with that grin of pomposity.
Who says that the creators of Play-Doh toy foods can’t inspire the manufacturers of real food?